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Elvis is on all weekend just finished Blue Hawaii … makes me want to be back in Maui
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Im drunk in a bathroom BC I broke the seal in a house with a bunch of 19 year olds WTF!!!
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Thanks doll! yea after years of wondering wtf is wrong with my junk at least I found out now instead of when it couldn't be corrected! Anyway, how's your night going?
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oh ya know just boring shiz like watching the final episode of greys anatomy, OMG it was good
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Look what I got as an early B-day present from my BFF, can’t wait to dig into this!!!
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I didn’t dress up, but I am partaking in the free food!!!
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A giant screw in the sidewall of my tire
Doesn’t the universe know I have shit to do today!! -
I totally made out with a really HOT 19 year old it was fun
He was sad cause I wouldn’t have sex with him
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so I get this message from a mystery guy on a dating website that I use, he has no picture and his profile is angry so of course I don’t respond, here is the first and second message he sent me!
4/10/2013 2:44:49 AMHi how are you doing? I would like to know more about you. Would you like to chat sometime?4/17/2013 11:45:34 PMI was really hoping to know more about you but it look like you are not interested. I wish you the best and hope you find what you are looking for.and he wonder why people don’t respond to him
and here is his profile, I wouldn’t put a pic up either if I was this much of an asshole, I might get jumped in the streets
“I am open-minded. I want to take over the world. I am quiet and down to earth. I listen to most kind of music.
I am looking for many different things. I would rather talk and have a real conversation to see if we could develop something. I have many different interests and I would rather for us having a conversation rather than write a novel on here. I do have pictures but you would need to ask. I have a degree in Psychology and Sociology. I am a major sports fan and I love to travel. I am intelligent but if you are the one of those people that based intelligence on grammar, I will warn you, I have bad grammar. Grammar is my achilles heel to my intelligence.
If I write to you and you are not interested, DO NOT BLOCK ME. If you see my picture and feel like you are not attracted to me, DO NOT BLOCK ME. I will let you know how much of a coward you are if you choose to BLOCK ME for that reason. If you give me a smart ass responce or decide to be judgmental. Be prepared for me to return the favor. If you can’t handle it and block me, be prepared to letting you know.
I will fill out the rest a little later.”HA HA Ha STUPID PEOPLE!!
THATS ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE MWAH
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Link reblogged from The White Elephant in the Room
You made readings in Dallas & North Carolina happen.
Now, New York is within reach.
Social media will determine if McNally-Jackson bookstore says yes.
If you’d come to Soho the night of Fri. June 7 to hear me read from/sign “Heart-Shaped Memoir,” will you:
Submit/hash their …
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So irritated …
A chick from work invited me out to the bar tonight
So I get all dressed up
And I just got a text from her saying she is puking and not going out!!
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I am totally sucking at my job today, its hard to just get rejections all day long without wanting to cry
**don’t mind the crazy lady over in the corner trying to look like she is not crying**
